yo mamma so dumb she thought real hard about orange juice trying to make more.
ya mamma so stupid she tried turning the tv up with a shampoo bottle. cause it creates volume
ya mamma so dirty you have to wipe you're feet coming out of her house.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
your mom is smelly