One day I was exploring my sexuality by myself. I decided to try fingering myself for the first time and it felt really good. Then after a couple weeks of doing it, my parents decided to go out for the day and I was left at home by myself. I decided take fingering up a notch and stuck a funnel in my anus and poured milk down it. It was so cold. All of a sudden my parents came back into the house and in a quick huddle of distress I poured the milk straight back into the carton and managed to get it back into the fridge on time. The next morning my family was eating cereal.