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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:02:40 No.648299817 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648302420 >>648303166 >>648303364

You wake up in an rustic room

A nun is stroking your chest

'Time for onion time Timmy'

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:04:34 No.648300092 Report

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You have onion time. Did you not hear her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:05:21 No.648300196 Report

Quoted By: >>648300256

Is nun hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:05:55 No.648300256 Report

Quoted By: >>648300591

>>648300196
Nun is old and scary

You are tied to a chair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:08:27 No.648300591 Report

Quoted By: >>648300888

>>648300256
I dislocate my thumbs and break loose. I jog two miles every morning, I can easily outrun an old woman in full habit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:10:33 No.648300888 Report

Quoted By: >>648301647 >>648302170

>>648300591
The old woman levitates your scrotum and the onion approaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:16:06 No.648301647 Report

Quoted By: >>648302064

>>648300888
Those trips make me nervous that she might be a witch disguised as a nun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:19:13 No.648302064 Report

Quoted By: >>648302533

>>648301647
Get ready for sweet justice timmy. Any last words before you're ass is stuffed with this thick onion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:19:59 No.648302170 Report

Quoted By: >>648302548

>>648300888
My dubs break the spell, and my anal virginity remains intact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:21:53 No.648302420 Report

Quoted By: >>648302848

>>648299817
walk the fuck out of there cause said nothing about legs not being tied to chair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:22:39 No.648302533 Report

Quoted By: >>648302688

>>648302064
"You better shrek yourself before you wreck yourself" just then an ogre emerges from the shadows, it's an oniony battle for my men's pussy. As the Titans of sodomy clash, I escape unnoticed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:22:44 No.648302548 Report

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>>648302170
You are stuffed and die crying for your nan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:23:49 No.648302688 Report

Quoted By: >>648303398

>>648302533
'Not so fast, timmy'

Shrek and the nun have become a beautiful hair baby together forever and approach you from behind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:25:07 No.648302848 Report

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>>648302420
You contract the measles while in the dense swamp and die of analitis

You have failed your family

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:27:34 No.648303166 Report

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>>648299817
I summon Sherk to aid me, after disposing of the pesky nun Shrek ass rapes me with the force of a thousand suns, i dies in the spot with the rest of humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:29:20 No.648303364 Report

Quoted By: >>648304454

>>648299817
Time for onion time?
Who the fucks Timmy?
Jedi mind pants off
Take aim
Fire multi load at spoopy nun eyes
Run awkwardly away
At safe distance body slam chair
Freedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:29:33 No.648303398 Report

Quoted By: >>648304522

>>648302688
I look at the reflection in a puddle, I see what I saw, I take the saw, I saw the chair in half, two halves make a hole, I escape through the hole. They're too large to follow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:37:32 No.648304454 Report

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>>648303364
Good adventure play again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:37:54 No.648304522 Report

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>>648303398
Good adventure play again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:42:13 No.648305181 Report

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lol its that goth thing from The Oblongs!

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