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Your too old for Halloween. Your already high but no partys start this soon. Grab a camera, or your phone you cheap bastard, and go up to houses with some cover, hedges or whatnot, ring the doorbell and backup. Pretend your filming your child who's too afraid to go to the door and hiding. Verbally berate 'child'. "You wanted to beg the neighbors for candy? Well go ahead! - tell them to leave the candy out for the lazy bastard and storm off. 5 points each neighbor, 10 point for retrieved bastard candy, 70 points proof of cop evasion. Ends 10/31 at midnight. Bring a girl in a bathrobe whit a whinny voice?- instant winner - first entry.