What the fuck did you just fucking say about my loli, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Kawaii Loli Schoool, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cow-tits, and I have over 300 confirmed cute loli. I am trained in loli warfare and I’m the top poster in the entire /loli/ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another shitposter. I will cute you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my loli over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lolis across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cute, cow. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your loli. You’re fucking ugly, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cute you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare loli. Not only am I extensively trained in loli combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 4chan Cute Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable loli off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking cute, kiddo.