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I got fired today.

>me
>pizza delivery guy
>titty cancer awareness month
>pink shitty uniform
>football practice
>delivery to field
>football moms
>two come over
>wearing a beanie
>can't see tits, looks flat chested
>"nice shirt anon"
>"thank you, just for a few days now though"
>"it's just nice support, I appreciate it"
>"oh, did you have cancer??"
>I just asked if a seemingly flat chested woman if she had cancer
>"Yes, 2 years ago"
>"Oh god, I was hoping you had cancer"

Called boss, got free pizza and let them know this driver would not be delivering anymore pizzas.