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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:45:40 No.648271431 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648272012 >>648272519 >>648272924 >>648273214 >>648273519 >>648273724 >>648274301 >>648275285

How do I impress women /b/?

I don't really have much going for me except a software engineering job with a 200k salary which I lean on hard when trying to get women. I'm not good looking, social situations always end in a train wreck as I have no people skills whatsoever, I have no family (they're ded) or friends.

I'm only 21, how can I turn my shitty life around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:50:10 No.648272012 Report

Quoted By: >>648272231 >>648272302 >>648272453

>>648271431
>21
>200k salary

yeah okay buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:51:40 No.648272231 Report

Quoted By: >>648272453

>>648272012
/thread
be real or fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:52:07 No.648272302 Report

Quoted By: >>648272452

>>648272012
plz just help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:53:06 No.648272452 Report

Quoted By: >>648272830

>>648272302
there is no way some company see's your experience being worth 200k. nor do you bring in any real money to any company.

21? Im sure virgin in mommy's basement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:53:06 No.648272453 Report

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>>648272012
>>648272231
Dang, maybe that's the problem. If I just stop talking about my income, will everyone soften up on me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:53:29 No.648272519 Report

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>>648271431
>How do I impress women
>200k salary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:55:41 No.648272830 Report

Quoted By: >>648272981 >>648274886

>>648272452
fucking really? just get a bachelor's CS degree, excel in school, and work at one of the big companies, total compensation (ie not base salary) starts at 200K

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:56:16 No.648272924 Report

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>>648271431

Literally all you need. Women are whores for money. If you're still insecure just start working out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:56:41 No.648272981 Report

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>>648272830
nope. you ain;t shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:58:20 No.648273201 Report

Quoted By: >>648274590

you don't have to vocalize your assets, people can tell you have money over time, bro, they're not stupid.

since you have money you have a lot more room to be yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:58:22 No.648273214 Report

Quoted By: >>648274590

>>648271431
use the money to buy nice clothes and a nice car. also have a good sense of style and it's not that hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:58:39 No.648273254 Report

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>all these neets mad someone makes more money than they did at a younger age

all those years of high school and you decided to accumulate salt instead of leaning a useful skill

And now you're mad at the people who did the opposite? Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:00:28 No.648273519 Report

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>>648271431
its all about were you go to meet women. as in no bars or clubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:01:51 No.648273724 Report

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>>648271431
200k of imaginary money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:01:55 No.648273733 Report

Quoted By: >>648274590

> Dress nice
> Work Out
> Have nice car
> Don't be a fucking nigger when talking
> Fuck bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:01:57 No.648273737 Report

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Funny how people who can make that much in a year are so fucking unhappy! I make shit in comparison to op and I'm perfectly content haha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:03:25 No.648273951 Report

Quoted By: >>648274590

(I recognize this thread may be b8)
In order to talk to women and make a good impression, it might be worth working on your people and relationship skills first. If you meet women while you're hanging out with friends, that starts things off with a better impression than being a guy by yourself in a social situation.

An analogy that (more or less) works is driving a car. If you think of relationships with others as driving a car, there are two factors- your skill at driving a car and the car itself. You want to jump from 'no car' to 'really nice car' but it doesn't hurt to get better at driving (at hanging out with friends or a significant other) before focusing on a really nice car. I was an introvert as a kid, but my family moved around a lot in junior high and high school and I learned to be outgoing and make friends because I would have no friends if I couldn't make friends.

Find friends with similar interests (even if it's MTG and vidya games). Go out and do social things with friends (movies, bowling, miniature golf, etc.). Then join a club or activity (soccer league or something along those lines) where you can meet women.

When you meet women, don't worry about striking out. If you make a good impression, it doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend or she only dates musicians. An attractive woman with a lot going for her has attractive friends with a lot going for them, so if you make a good impression when you meet women one will eventually put in a good word for you with one of her single friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:05:55 No.648274301 Report

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>>648271431
Please tell me how you make 200k
I'm 21 too and in debt and hate my lfie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:07:53 No.648274590 Report

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>>648273201
>>648273214
>>648273733
>>648273951
thanks guys I'm taking notes lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:09:56 No.648274886 Report

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>>648272830
you are a retard, no one 21 makes 200k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:12:55 No.648275285 Report

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>>648271431
Honestly? Blue collar women. They'll see you as not only smart, but a great catch, and will probably actually love you. Their parents will fucking love you too. There are people who will hear that you work in any computer related field and will assume that it means you are rich and successful.

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