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>Be me
>Be 20yr old german spy in france
>WW2 in the upper point of german undertaking
>Normal stroll in the woods dressed as an american soldier
>Sees newfag looking soldier
>Ezprey.gif
>Tells driver to stop
>Greets americunt and says that americans are taking territorry back
>he nods in aproval and calls his other friends
>Gullible.png
>One is french
>Lol Eiffel tower is ugly
>gains their trust but french fries here doesn't believe my team
>the americunts notice a swastica symbol in my ring
>ohshit.exe
>spaggetti falls from my pockets
>they aim their weapons at me
>suddenly frenchie kills americunts
> I kill french scum
>mfw the french allways surrender to germany