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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:25:30 No.648251778 View View Reply Original Report

Hey /b so I was on just chilling looking for a cheap ps4 to buy and I find one online of this woman that bought a ps4 for her ex husband and my senses are telling me she wants the D she's giving hints, I'm I wrong if I am dubs get me laid

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:26:40 No.648251984 Report

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Off by one

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:26:47 No.648252008 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:27:21 No.648252110 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:27:25 No.648252122 Report

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Hints?
She's just telling you what she's doing at that moment, how the fuck is that a hint?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:28:11 No.648252268 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:29:53 No.648252552 Report

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>>648251778
She's not giving hints. Sorry man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:30:14 No.648252603 Report

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>>648252122
>>648252552
>this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:30:16 No.648252614 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:30:24 No.648252637 Report

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>>648252268
She definitely wants it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:30:36 No.648252675 Report

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She's probably worried that you're a fucking child that's going to walk into floods for a console. You're an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:31:53 No.648252891 Report

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send her a dick pic, best way to find out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:32:52 No.648253059 Report

Quoted By: >>648253911 >>648253994

Why the fuck is she telling me that she's is cooking for herself Idgaf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:35:23 No.648253479 Report

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um. no, she doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:36:24 No.648253610 Report

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You have no idea what hints are, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:36:45 No.648253672 Report

Quoted By: >>648256598

B like "yo hoe, I gat dem munchies, hook a nigga up with food and I got ur d"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:38:11 No.648253894 Report

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bought it for her ex and took it back... bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:38:18 No.648253911 Report

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>>648253059
She's posting on here too, saying the same shit, asking why the fuck you would be giving hints at asking what she's doing right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:38:43 No.648253994 Report

Quoted By: >>648254668 >>648254926 >>648255377

>>648253059
Fuck it, send a god damn dick pic. Worst case, you don't get a PS4. Best case, you get a PS4 and she makes you some food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:40:25 No.648254291 Report

Quoted By: >>648255161

>Selling items online
>Meeting in person at her house
>Divulges that she will be home alone

Even if she doesn't want the D you better give it to her just to teach her a lesson about online dealings. You'd be doing her a favor, really. The next person could do worse to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:40:26 No.648254294 Report

Quoted By: >>648254687 >>648254970

sure bro, middle aged woman are all about college dudes that eat at the free food bank.

Go ahead and ask her if she needs anything, like..be like "I can stuff some hotdogs and mac and cheese in my coat pocket"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:42:55 No.648254668 Report

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>>648253994
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:43:01 No.648254687 Report

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>>648254294
She was at the food bank, ding dong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:44:44 No.648254926 Report

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>>648253994
i vote this. shes talking about how she no longer has a husband. just go for it bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:45:00 No.648254970 Report

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>>648254294
I think you may have a case of retardation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:45:29 No.648255030 Report

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>>648254668
Fucking thank you. Someone sees the outcome here. Hell, if she freaks out say it was an accident. Doubt it would clear it up, but quit being a baby back bitch, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:46:16 No.648255161 Report

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>>648254291

This, raep time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:46:32 No.648255197 Report

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And she was at the food bank because of the weather. Shits fucked right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:46:39 No.648255210 Report

Quoted By: >>648255302 >>648255391 >>648256514

Before you start sending dick pics, ask her for a pic of herself and say it,s so you know who to look for when you come to get the ps4. Might be a hoodrat 400lb bitch. Gotta check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:47:19 No.648255302 Report

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>>648255210
>might be a hoodrat
>Shamel
>might be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:47:35 No.648255332 Report

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>>648254687
>>648254970

yep. I am a little buzzed and read it wrong, I'll own that.

I vote for the 'send her a dick pic"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:47:54 No.648255377 Report

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>>648253994
Ding ding ding
We have a winner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:48:00 No.648255391 Report

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>>648255210
Shit fuck, look at this faggot. Smart thinking, do this first! Then do the dick pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:50:09 No.648255692 Report

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>>648255391
i think this is the first time /b/ has ever worked together for something. besides raiding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:51:16 No.648255823 Report

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>>648255692
Hey, I take it serious when getting a /b/rother laid. I gotta live through them since I am married now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:54:39 No.648256240 Report

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Ask for a picture of her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:54:42 No.648256245 Report

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time to change subject

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:54:55 No.648256282 Report

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I think she might be a rapist, I haven't received any pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:56:39 No.648256503 Report

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>>648256282

I like where this is going OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:56:43 No.648256514 Report

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>>648255210
I was actually getting that vibe. Do what this man says, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:57:23 No.648256598 Report

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>>648253672
huehuehue that joke is this many funny heuehurhueh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:58:41 No.648256758 Report

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>>648256282
Well, OP, we have a problem. Are you scared for your butt pussy, or do you want a PS4 and possible dinner? This is all up to you, I just and trying to push you into the dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:59:43 No.648256891 Report

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>>648256245
No. What the fuck are you doing, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:59:49 No.648256905 Report

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Maybe she is scared that the flood will take me out before she can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:00:31 No.648257004 Report

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maybe ask her if she needs anything when you come by, like a canned ham or spam, maybe a watermellon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:02:18 No.648257258 Report

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tell her you will bring 20 bucks and a 20 dollar family meal from KFC

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:02:33 No.648257283 Report

Quoted By: >>648257461 >>648257523 >>648257891

Forgot to mention she's selling ps4 for 170 and she takes meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:03:56 No.648257461 Report

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>>648257283
Ok? What does that have to do with anything? It's just a ps4 and a controller with no games so it makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:04:06 No.648257481 Report

Quoted By: >>648257700 >>648257866

OP explain right now why you set an avatar for yourself on your own phone, and why that avatar is the black ops cover art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:04:24 No.648257523 Report

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>>648257283
I bet she'll take some moar money for cock. Bet she's lonely, poor, and horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:05:42 No.648257700 Report

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>>648257481
and op thinks he is getting hints, op is obviously autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:06:52 No.648257866 Report

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>>648257481
Phone uses Google plus account from few years back so uses avatar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:07:01 No.648257891 Report

Quoted By: >>648258002 >>648258363

>>648257283
I hate to do this, Op, but I have given you a long time to bring this text to fruition. We are all waiting to see the outcome of the dick pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:07:49 No.648258002 Report

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>>648257891
Come to fruition. Fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:08:06 No.648258049 Report

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>>648257866
That's what I thought it might be. OK OP. No way you're getting laid here but OK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:09:56 No.648258316 Report

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>>648256514
Tell her you need timestamp aswell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:10:14 No.648258363 Report

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>>648257891

THIS OP..it's a fair deal for a PS4, many more will pop up in a city that size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:10:17 No.648258370 Report

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holy shit... OP is fuckin autistic.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:10:35 No.648258414 Report

Quoted By: >>648258886 >>648258922 >>648258938

Nah I won't send a dick pic I want this ps4 for 170$ which I can sell for 300 bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:11:04 No.648258488 Report

Quoted By: >>648258824 >>648258885

fellow Houstonfag, how's the weather treatin ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:13:17 No.648258824 Report

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>>648258488
The weather is stopping me from getting a ps4, plus is great living here in Houston great jobs ect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:13:44 No.648258875 Report

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http://houston.craigslist.org/ele/5270038826.html

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:13:47 No.648258885 Report

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>>648258488
Category 5 drizzle all day in galveston

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:13:47 No.648258886 Report

Quoted By: >>648259048

>>648258414
OP you're getting fucking cat fished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:14:06 No.648258922 Report

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>>648258414
Ask her to send a pic with her in it to make sure its real...if shes doable compliment her and lie your way to fucking her...if not just get the ps4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:14:14 No.648258938 Report

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>>648258414
PS4 are 350 brand new with games you fucking moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:14:37 No.648258993 Report

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If it's too good to be true it probably is, OP. Be careful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:14:56 No.648259040 Report

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>>648258824
ah, houston sucks dick and is great at the same time. ill never understand it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:14:59 No.648259048 Report

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>>648258886
This. Something fishy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:16:02 No.648259160 Report

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>>648258875

somebody offer 200.

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