You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is dan
Stranger: wanna sext??
You: yeah sure
You: m or f?
You: >fucking women
Nope cocks or nothing faggot
Stranger: aww seriously
You: yeah, i prefer being dommed
Stranger: ill totally fuck you with a strap on
You: ...i'm listening
You: as long as theres no eye contact
Stranger: why no eye contact??
You: long story, but short version is trust issues ataining to a fucked up relationship that left me cold
You: but sex for funs sake is still cool
Stranger: ah I see :)
You: anywho describe what i'm fucking here and i'll write mine
Stranger: most def Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>tfw someone danposts you before you can danpost them
well played faggot