ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER A MEXICAN COMEDY SHOW AIRS SOMETHING INSULTING TRUMP, HURRICANE PATRICIA COMES TO ROFLSTOMP THEIR BEANER ASSES.

DONALD TRUMP IS A TEMPEST OF RAW FURY, HIS UNTAPPED POWER IS GREATER THAN THAT OF THE UNIVERSE. HIS BODY COMPOSED OF ENERGY IN ITS TRUE FORM. HIS SOUL IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE GODS THEMSELVES. HIS SPIRIT IS A STORM, RAGING AGAINST THE AMERICANS FOR PRESIDENCY. HIS POWER WILL BE RELEASED ON MEXICO, AND IT WILL RISE UP THE CONTINENT AND WIPE OUR WORTHLESS NON-TRUMP VOTING ASSES OFF THIS EARTH. SOON THE WORLD WILL BE CONSUMED IN AN ELDRITCH STORM OF RAGE THAT IS DONALD TRUMP.

IF TRUMP IS NOT PRESIDENT WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH, ALL WILL BE LOST. THE RAPTURE IS UPON US COMRADE. VOTE FOR TRUMP