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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:13:29 No.648213588 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648214730 >>648215031 >>648216772 >>648217216 >>648217782 >>648218060

Anon,

what is the best way to total a car/truck without injuring myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:15:38 No.648213917 Report

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burn it, and pretend, that say that you where sleeping when someone blazed your car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:16:50 No.648214094 Report

Quoted By: >>648215388

have some hobo do it for you for a blowjob ans some weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:18:29 No.648214343 Report

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Use it for a suicide attack.
Being dead means injuries no longer matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:21:16 No.648214730 Report

Quoted By: >>648214945 >>648215094

>>648213588
Drive into the ocean. As soon as water gets in the engine it's considered totaled.

A lot of people actually do this when they miss their car payments. Since they have full coverage insurance, the insurance pays the rest of the payments on it and you don't get penaltalized

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:22:15 No.648214881 Report

Quoted By: >>648216032

Go to a lake or a large body of water. Get a brick and put it on the pedestal. Jump out of the car you should be injured a little depending on the landing and if you do it in time. But if you stay in the car swim out of car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:22:41 No.648214945 Report

Quoted By: >>648215116

>>648214730

Well, any body of water will do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:23:09 No.648215013 Report

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crash it directly into a 6 inch tree at 50mph

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:23:16 No.648215031 Report

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>>648213588
buy an extra long battery cable, the one that runs from the battery to the starter so that it looks like it had enough room to rub on a metal spot and take a piece of wood and rub the battery cable against a metal spot until the sparks and smoke start and hold it there. It should weld itself to the spot and just walk away and let it burn. It should look convincing though, like the cable insulation got worn down from the chaffing, it's up to you to make it look like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:23:39 No.648215094 Report

Quoted By: >>648215284 >>648215365

>>648214730
Couldn't you get arrested for insurance fraud for doing that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:23:48 No.648215116 Report

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>>648214945
Yeah. Don't fucking smash into the water with you in the car, you might be killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:24:52 No.648215284 Report

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>>648215094
Nah, its legit, do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:25:23 No.648215365 Report

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>>648215094
Not unless you tell someone. Just do it at night at a boat ramp in a different city. Tell them you thought it was a road

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:25:35 No.648215388 Report

Quoted By: >>648215752

>>648214094
>for a blowjob
I'd rather get hurt in an accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:28:08 No.648215752 Report

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>>648215388
Good point, chicks dig scars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:28:17 No.648215773 Report

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i live next to lots of marshes , rivers and bluffs around here. I want a different car and i got lots of negative on this one so i was trying to figure out a way to get rid of this , have iinsurance pay it off and just hop on something els

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:30:00 No.648216032 Report

Quoted By: >>648216230

>>648214881
Don't do this. If they decide to get the car out and see a brick, what do you think will happen. Drive slowly into the water, just enough to submerge the hood and engine, and then get out and call insurance or cops. Don't get drunk and do this either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:31:24 No.648216230 Report

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>>648216032
Instead of a brick, use a heavy fish. Problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:33:20 No.648216525 Report

Quoted By: >>648216699 >>648216754 >>648217169

there is a drive in beach here , would that work ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:34:27 No.648216699 Report

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>>648216525
Totally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:34:48 No.648216754 Report

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>>648216525
You need to be able to drive into the water and sand stops traction of most cars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:34:53 No.648216772 Report

Quoted By: >>648216943

>>648213588

Let a woman drive it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:35:58 No.648216943 Report

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>>648216772
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:37:19 No.648217169 Report

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>>648216525
Perfect, just "accidentally" go to far in. But other anon might be right, once you hit the wet sand you might not be able to get it in farther. If where you live gets a high tide that's huge, maybe just leave it there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:37:28 No.648217194 Report

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its actually her truck that we are trying to total lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:37:36 No.648217216 Report

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>>648213588
I've heard if you key your car all the way around the insurance will usually total it because body shops charge out the ass to fix all those parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:37:57 No.648217270 Report

Quoted By: >>648217440

Drive into something at 10-15 km/h. You'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:39:02 No.648217440 Report

Quoted By: >>648218847

>>648217270
How much is that is US dollars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:41:10 No.648217782 Report

Quoted By: >>648218047 >>648218339 >>648218945

>>648213588
Step 1: Stop being a whiny bitch-ass baby
Step 2: Grow a pair and EARN
Step 3: Realize that you're lucky to have parents that buy your lazy faggot ass a car instead of trying to destroy it because it isn't the exact car your spoon-fed rotten sweet cheeks wanted

Step 4: If you still don't realize how lucky you are, drive it off a cliff as fast as you can... doing your doing parents a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:41:21 No.648217810 Report

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how bad does insurance go up ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:42:55 No.648218047 Report

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>>648217782
Woah, show us on the toy car where your dad touched you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:42:59 No.648218060 Report

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>>648213588
Drive car into some trees be sure to jump out though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:44:47 No.648218339 Report

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>>648217782
Insurance fraud = butt-fuck prison.

OP will just love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:47:29 No.648218777 Report

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drive in flip flops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:47:49 No.648218847 Report

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>>648217440
About tree fiddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:48:27 No.648218945 Report

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>>648217782
clearly u are a fuking retard, i just said i want a different car and i got negative equity and also its my wife's truck

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