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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:59:47 No.648211584 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648211688 >>648212719 >>648212922 >>648214003 >>648214536 >>648215169

>text friend to come over
>he says in shower but come over anyway
>walk in and find him like this
>what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:00:31 No.648211688 Report

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>>648211584
Install Gentoo.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:01:08 No.648211790 Report

Quoted By: >>648211968

Circumsize him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:01:14 No.648211809 Report

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>walk in
>see friend like this
>it ain't me starts playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:01:17 No.648211817 Report

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Install Gentoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:01:28 No.648211845 Report

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>wake him up
>give him some clothes
>play vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:02:15 No.648211968 Report

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>>648211790
He said your friend, not your worst enemy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:02:56 No.648212051 Report

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Raid the safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:06:22 No.648212539 Report

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Heel stomp his nutz. Then grab a hammer and beat him till he isn't moving

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:06:39 No.648212584 Report

Quoted By: >>648213445

ask if i i can tit fuck his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:07:41 No.648212719 Report

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>>648211584
carve a clitoris then slap him with your penis

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:09:03 No.648212922 Report

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:11:49 No.648213347 Report

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>>648212922
Although, unlike Abe here, I wouldn't keep returning over and over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:12:30 No.648213445 Report

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>>648212584
>titfuck his ass

that's somewhat impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:13:57 No.648213665 Report

Quoted By: >>648213745 >>648214107 >>648215762

>>648213445
Sounds like you've never been ass-titty fucked before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:14:28 No.648213745 Report

Quoted By: >>648215762

>>648213665
dude.... do you mean hot-dogging? are you even legal age?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:16:05 No.648214003 Report

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>>648211584
>text him to come over
>he says he's in the shower
>you walk into your own place and find him fresh out the shower

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:16:56 No.648214107 Report

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>>648213665
I'm pretty sure i have not.

But, titfucking someone means you're fucking their tits, so, titfucking someones ass is impossible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:19:30 No.648214483 Report

Quoted By: >>648215762

>>648214107
>titfucking someones ass
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:19:50 No.648214536 Report

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>>648211584
lick dem balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:24:10 No.648215169 Report

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>>648211584
Tell him he has a great body
Start rubbing his dick and balls
Ask if he wants a blowjob
Feel him get hard in my hand
Suck his cock dry and swallow down his load

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:28:12 No.648215762 Report

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>>648214483
>>648213665
>>648213745
newfagging this hard over based tourette's guy

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:30:30 No.648216099 Report

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>>648215762

ya wot m8?

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