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>have fish tank
>3 "females"
>obviously not since once in a while new baby fish
>baby fish disappears each time, fuckingcannibals.jpg
>but one baby is born and lives
>he's obviously a hardcore motherfucker
>2 months later wife goes away on business trip she calls every day to check on "baby fry"
>yes that was his name
>fish dies yesterday
>i ask /b/ wat do
>"viking funeral motherfucker"

Here's where he swims to the corner and dies LIKE A WARRIOR because he doesn't want to get the rest of the tank sick
and here is his passage into Valhalla this afternoon: