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>be me
>sitting on toilet do le poop
>browsing 4chin on phone
>in ylyl thread looking at same boring shit
>loose track of time and forget about leaving toilet
>the poop was still on my anus and is know dried in
>I am now sitting over sink that is half filled with water trying to make poop moist again so I can wipe
On a scale from 1-potato how stupid am I