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>in my senior year of highschool
>one of my teachers takes maternity leave for her new daughter
>substitute teaching programming class
>calls USB flash drives "Flashsticks"
>sounds like "flash dicks"
>stay late in the classroom one day, waiting for everyone else to leave
>me and the sub are alone
>walk up behind her a tap her on the shoulder
>she turns around
>unzip pants, going commando
>whip out my cock
>ask her "how do you like THIS flash dick?"
>get expelled