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Alright, ill tell Yoshi about the first time I masturbated, or tried to
>About 9-10 years old
>In the bathroom taking a shit and get an insanely hard boner
>its serious fucking diamonds
>Just keep flexing it because It felt good and didnt really think to play with it
>We had a cabinet mounted on the wall in front of the toilet, and one of the knobs wasn't there so I try to stuff my dick into the hole
> The holes too small, but I try a few times
>Iiiiiiif you can smmmmeeeelllll what this rock is cookin
>whatever, go to wipe my ass with baby wipes and they're wet and cold, so I have the genius idea to take one and hang it off the tip of my dick
>Felt pretty awesome
I dont think I came but I can't remember