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>be me in 10th grade
>wearing gym shorts because I'm a lazy faggot
>just took long ass standardized test
>finish an hour early and decide to sleep
>put my head down and drift off into a deep sleep
>Have wet dream
>dream that I am plowing the ovaries out of friends mother
>Wake up to room full of students looking at me and snickering
>have massive erection
>whygod.gif
>teacher is walking towards me
>strap penis into my waistline
>tell teacher I have to go to the bathroom
>jack off in a public school bathroom stall.